Wait til you see the names of the actual teams in the Japanese baseball league.
Real pro cycling teams:
SmartStop-Mountain Khakis p/b Jittery Joe's Bodysol EuroMillions Pôle Continental Wallon
This Indian cricket team is splendidly named:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pune_Warriors_India
Any examples?
Real pro cycling teams:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UCI_WorldTeam#2026 for this year's crop of linoleum manufacturers, insurance firms, and sportswashing petro-states.