Wait... Your second paragraph is jarringly different from the first. How do they relate?

Are you a bot? Are you sure that you are answering in the thread that you meant to?

Oh we used to dream of only walking 20 miles a day.

We used to get up at 3am half an hour before we went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison then walk FOURTY miles uphill to school then when we got home our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife