alt Hacker News> Assuming you don't just make them up, they're trivial to manipulate to generate the headline you want.
well encapsulated in the quote popularized by Mark Twain "Lies, damned lies, and statistics" [1]
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lies,_damned_lies,_and_statist...
One of my favourite jokes: 93 % of statistics are made up on the spot, and 61 % of people believe them. Bonus points for changing the figures every time you retell the joke.
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You _have_ to change the numbers each time, because you're constantly measuring and these things have basic variation. It would be unrealistic if the fake statistics were the same every time!
> the quote popularized by Mark Twain "Lies, damned lies, and statistics"
I’m increasingly convinced this is a thought-terminating cliche. Understanding the difference between a median, mean and mode is fundamentally empowering. Enough people, however, will stop themselves from trying to understand that by quoting such a joke.
Well, if we're telling stats jokes...
A statistician is a man who with his head in the freezer and his feet in the oven can say "On the whole I feel perfectly normal."
Recommended reading: 'How to lie with statistics' - Huff, 1954
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