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Fuck Android Developer Verification Program

145 points • by 0xcrypto • today at 4:32 AM • 43 comments • view on HN

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bramhaag • today at 6:39 AM

My account got closed for inactivity while I had multiple apps published. Google does not understand the concept of a finished app apparently, and requires you to continuously push updates or else you permanently lose your account with no way of reopening it.

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cube00 • today at 6:59 AM

I got a Google survey this week.

Which of the following are the reasons you chose Google Play related issues as one of the weaknesses?

The second option, written by Google was:

- Sudden account termination without actionable feedback or clear restoration guidance

They know they're killing accounts without due process, they don't care, why would they? They're the only game in town now the Android Developer Verification Program is in force.

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rawoke083600 • today at 7:08 AM

Honestly, I agree!

I paid my fee - $20 or $25, I can’t quite remember - but when I couldn’t reliably enter or find my physical home address via Google Maps because of some weird street-name issues, I never got to complete the process!

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SillyUsername • today at 6:21 AM

It gets better, I too had my account closed for inactivity, but I STILL get emails from them I can't stop because I can't log in to change email preferences.

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sharts • today at 6:50 AM

There’s Googlers on HN reading these who could probably fix this but won’t.

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est • today at 6:45 AM

The question is: does Android Developer Verification Program actually help improving the .apk app store experience?

Probably not. Google is notoriously bad at customer support (for both devs and consumers)

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i_idiot • today at 7:07 AM

Yes, fuck Android though I have to use an Android phone(and I don't want fucking Apple either). I pulled my hobby game from play store because they won't just let it be. Some new regulation now and then and threats to disable the app.

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shams93 • today at 4:54 AM

Fortunately PWA are well supported on android, half the apps on my phone are PWA and I didn't need an app store or hacking my device to install them. But I moved from native android to PWA after having hellish issues with their automated developer nightmare system.

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sehw • today at 6:41 AM

I switched to GNU/Linux on my GPD MicroPC 2 ;)

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nev3rfail • today at 6:44 AM

Yes, fuck it. This is beyond insane, apparently I cant distribute apps just in GitHub "releases" section anymore without Google's approval. I hope some EU antimonopoly something will fry their asses.

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onimishra • today at 6:31 AM

Had the exact same thing. Developed a small game, pushed it to iOS without much fanfare (well, other than having to pay the insanely high toll to get into the garden) and then turned to Android to do the same. Another toll gate at only a quarter the price - sure, lets pay that as well. But then we get to the point where they require images of government issued id and address verification. You can have my money, buddy, but that level of personal data for something small like a game? How about no…

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delis-thumbs-7e • today at 6:26 AM

Why does anyone even dev for G or A - unless you get a big pay check from either ? Every time I look into mobile dev I just go “yep, NOPE!” and go to have a shower. And it seems to just get worse and worse? Are both app stores going to be full of just unusable vibe coded crap in few years time?

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geff82 • today at 6:21 AM

... just developing for Linux has always had it's own attraction: the one of being free to do what you want.

ur-whale • today at 6:45 AM

Did you thing it was still the 2000's or something?

That you were still free to write code, put it out there and have people use it freely?

A decade ago, I made a joke comment to a friend that you were soon going to need a carry permit to operate a compiler.

Joke's not so funny in 2026.

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BugsJustFindMe • today at 5:37 AM

Another person discovers the binary certificate cartel.