I feel so sorry for you and the kind of life you're building for yourself... I really hope this is a joke
Looks like written by an LLM, but it gives a realistic picture. The investors breathing down your neck is something that you don't want in this age, though.
I believe it.
I spend about 90% of at-computer time in a herdr-like tool.
It feels like playing factorio: whatever is manual needs to be automated away.
LLM writes the test. The test is crap. Update the skill. Ask an LLM to review your feedback on the last 5 PRs and write a skill for a review bot to look for similar problems and post. Now you only see PRs after they've gone through a few rounds of review.
The LLM has stopped picking up new issues. Ask an LLM to diagnose why. Ask an LLM to write a cron to regularly check if the LLM PR pipeline has halted and ping you. Get an LLM to try to diagnose it first.
I'm using a lot of LLMs! Ask an LLM to diagnose why. Write a tool to audit your usage, and produce a weekly report. Have it raise issue to reduce spending.
And like a base building game there are many competing facets, coming all at once.